G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 120, G.I. Joe 121

GIJoe 120 coverG.I. Joe #120 (January 1992) – “Return to the Silent Castle” – Larry Hama/Andrew Wildman/Randy Emberlin

This one continues from last issue, with Cobra Commander handing Baroness over to Destro (not mentioning her time in the brainwave scanner) to keep Destro from using his computer virus to wipe out more of Cobra Commander’s secret Swiss bank accounts. Destro also makes the Commander sign over title to his old castle in Trans-Carpathia (the one Snake Eyes assaulted to rescue Scarlett in issue 21) as compensation for destroying Destro Castle in Scotland. Destro figures this castle is much more defensible, since he designed it himself to be all but impregnable. Destro doesn’t know about Baroness being brainwashed by the brainwaveSlice and Dice scanner and Cobra Commander tells the Night Creepers that she’s been programmed to betray Destro and take him to another brainwave scanner to zombify him. Destro’s claiming the old castle works out perfectly, since there’s a brainwave scanner in the basement. But Cobra Commander isn’t aware (though the Night Creepers are) that there’s someone else at the castle … someone very dangerous. At the castle, we see Hawk, Flint, and Lady Jaye watching the castle until Destro gives them a sign that everything is cool. Lady Jaye catches a glimpse of someone on the parapets and we see it’s two ninjas (at least I think they’re supposed to be ninjas) named Slice and Dice. Yeah, you heard me, Slice and Dice. As if that weren’t enough, we see Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Baroness attacks DestroTjbang, Nunchuk, and Dojo rappelling down a cliff outside the castle. Slice and Dice sense them through the rock somehow and Storm Shadow senses them sensing him, so he tells the others they have to hang there perfectly still for an hour to allay suspicion. A Cobra plane flies by and activates Baroness’s post-hypnotic suggestion, so she asks Destro to give her a tour of the place, starting in the basement. When they get to the room with the brainwave scanner, Baroness tries to knock Destro out but he stops her. Their tiff is interrupted by some Red Ninjas hiding out in the basement. Destro and Baroness waste them, but run right into Slice and Dice. At the Trans-Carpathian border, we see Stalker and Dusty bringing a couple of tanks (loaded with more Joes) into the country for maneuvers with the Trans-Carpathian Army, but Stalkerfighting red ninjas tells Dusty they’re taking a little detour to check on Destro. This is a pretty good issue, although I’m starting to feel “ninja overload”, which is probably just going to get worse. It was cool to see the old castle again, but Slice and Dice are such goofy names (not to mention their costumes) for characters we’re supposed to take as serious threats. Tjbang, Dojo, and Nunchuk are almost as bad; the title seems to be losing its realism and sliding into “comic booky” territory, more like a superhero tile than the serious military story it was before. I’m sure Larry Hama had no choice in the matter and is doing his best, but it does make me long for the earlier issues.

GIJoe 121 coverG.I. Joe #121 (February 1992) – “Slice and Dice and Everything” – Larry Hama/Andrew Wildman/Randy Emberlin

This one continues from the above issue, with Destro and Baroness slipping through a secret door to get away from the ninjas. Baroness’s brainwashing seems to have taken a back seat to self-preservation, but a Cobra air assault is on the way and the jet pilot is getting ready to give Baroness another signal to activate the post-hypnotic suggestion. The Joes rendezvous near the castle and try to hide their armour when Storm Shadow warns them about the air assault. Unfortunately, one of the tanks stalls andoutside the castle starts rolling down a slope that will expose them to the Cobras. Inside the castle, Destro and Baroness barricade themselves in a control room and Destro wonders if he can get the Cobras to fight the red ninjas. Baroness gets another signal from the jet and prepares to stab Destro with a sword, but he seems to be expecting it. As the Joes engage with three of the Cobra strike team outside, Destro tells Baroness he’s aware of her brainwashing but still loves her, even to the point of voluntarily undergoing his own brainwashing. Slice and Dice bust in on them, but some Cobras show up a minute later, triggering a three-way fight. Outside, the Joes come in hard, but the Cobras use some of three wayDestro’s defenses against them to even things up. The Joe ninjas head inside to fight their red ninja counterparts, who are busy pushing back the Cobras. That gives Destro and Baroness the chance to slip away again and Destro leads them back to the basement where he gets into the brainwave scanner and tells Baroness to turn it on. I assume Destro is using reverse psychology here, showing Baroness how much he loves her to break the brainwashing. The rest of the issue is mostly just fighting and it looks like we’ll get a big ninja fight next issue. I’m still overloaded on ninjas, so I’m not really looking forward to that, especially since the ninjas seem to be getting more like superheroes all the time.

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 118, G.I. Joe 119

GIJoe 118 coverG.I. Joe #118 (November 1991) – “Deceptions and Diversions” – Larry Hama/Rod Whigham/Randy Emberlin

This one continues from last issue, with some mercenaries in Beirut busting into Snake Eyes’s hotel room to claim the reward on his head. He takes them down easily but doesn’t kill them, which makes them wonder if he’s as bloodthirsty as they’ve been told. Apparently Cobra Commander told everyone that some Joes had gone renegade and were now working for Destro, hence the bounty he’d placed on them. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 118, G.I. Joe 119”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 116, G.I. Joe 117

GIJoe 116 coverG.I. Joe #116 (September 1991) – “Destro Must Die” – Larry Hama/Rod Whigham/Randy Emberlin

This one starts with Cobra Commander freaking out about Billy and Zartan escaping from the derelict freighter on Cobra Island where he buried them alive. (Everyone buried with them did die, including Dr. Mindbender, Raptor, Captain Minh, and Freed VII.) Tomax distracts Cobra Commander by reminding him of all the money they made in Benzheen, and reminds him about their upcoming attack on Destro. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 116, G.I. Joe 117”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 114, G.I. Joe 115

GIJoe 114 coverG.I. Joe #114 (July 1991) – “Metal-Head” – Larry Hama/John Statema/Randy Emberlin

This one starts with the Benzheen conflict still underway. Some Joe armour (led by Steeler and Hot Seat) are taking out some Cobra HISS tanks with support from a few infantry guys (Dusty, Salvo, and Rock n’Roll). There’s a bit of rivalry between armour and infantry units, like in any army. Meanwhile, Cobra Commander is meeting the Emir of Benzheen on neutral ground (without the Joes’ knowledge) to hammer out a deal. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 114, G.I. Joe 115”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 112, G.I. Joe 113

GIJoe 112 coverG.I. Joe #112 (May 1991) – “Who’s the Hero?” – Larry Hama/John Statema/Randy Emberlin

This one starts where last issue left off, in the Emirate of Benzheen (which Cobra has just taken over) with Snake Eyes ready to kill the Saw Viper who’s bragging about wasting some Joes. Scarlett reminds him that their recon mission is vital to their teammates’ impending attack. Snake Eyes agrees and they move on, unaware that some Night Creeper ninjas are in the vicinity. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 112, G.I. Joe 113”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 110, G.I. Joe 111

GIJoe 110 coverG.I. Joe #110 (March 1991) – “Escalator to Armageddon” – Larry Hama/Ron Garney/Fred Fredericks

Last issue, a team of Joes was sent to Trucial Abysmia to take out some Cobra Terror Dromes, but Cobra had a secret operation going there so when the Joes were captured, Tomax and Xamot were ordered to get rid of them. A number of Joes (Doc, Quick Kick, Heavy Metal, Crankcase, Crazy Legs, Thunder, and Breaker) were killed, leaving only Duke, Lt. Falcon, and Cross Country against a Saw Viper and his team of executioners. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 110, G.I. Joe 111”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 108, G.I. Joe 109

GIJoe 108 coverG.I. Joe #108 (January 1991) – “Apparent Conclusions” – Larry Hama/M.D. Bright/Randy Emberlin

This one starts in Trucial Abysmia, the (fictional) Middle Eastern desert country the Joes have been to a few times before. A contingent of Joes (including Duke, Lt. Falcon, Doc, Quick Kick, Heavy Metal, Cross Country, Crankcase, Crazy Legs, Thunder, and Breaker) are blowing up a Cobra Terror Drome before heading back across the border, but they notice a lone Cobra vehicle making a run for it. They have to stop the Cobras before they can get outside jamming range and call for back-up, so they chase the vehicle into the desert but soon find themselves surrounded by Cobras in an ambush. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 108, G.I. Joe 109”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 106, G.I. Joe 107

GIJoe 106 coverG.I. Joe #106 (November 1990) – “I Lift My Lamp” – Larry Hama/Mark Bright/Randy Emberlin

This one starts in Borovia, with Snake Eyes still in his “ninja trance” storming the gulag where Strawhacker (his dead sister’s fiancé) is being held. White Clown and Orlovsky are with him, hoping to find the Clown’s old love, Magda, but Orlovsky is worried about Snake Eyes’s lack of feeling. None of them know that the American government prefers that Strawhacker not come home and has hired Major Bludd to kill Snake Eyes. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 106, G.I. Joe 107”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 104, G.I. Joe 105

GIJoe 104 coverG.I. Joe #104 (September 1990) – “Hero of the People” – Larry Hama/Mark Bright/Randy Emberlin

This one starts with Snake Eyes parachuting into Borovia to rescue George Strawhacker, the man who was once engaged to his sister. Storm Shadow has put Snake Eyes into some kind of ninja trance, so he can stay focused on his mission without letting his emotions cloud his judgment. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 104, G.I. Joe 105”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 102, G.I. Joe 103

GIJoe 102 coverG.I. Joe #102 (July 1990) – “What Did He Say?” – Larry Hama/Mark Bright/Randy Emberlin

This one starts in Sierra Gordo, with members of the Joe team (Flint, Lady Jaye, Roadblock, Muskrat) and the new Oktober Guard (Daina, Dragonsky, Misha, Gorky) fleeing the wreckage of their plane pursued by Darklon and some Cobras. The Joe/Guard team were supposed to have support from local rebels wanting to oust Cobra and Destro’s forces, but it looks like they’re on their own. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 102, G.I. Joe 103”