G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 120, G.I. Joe 121

GIJoe 120 coverG.I. Joe #120 (January 1992) – “Return to the Silent Castle” – Larry Hama/Andrew Wildman/Randy Emberlin

This one continues from last issue, with Cobra Commander handing Baroness over to Destro (not mentioning her time in the brainwave scanner) to keep Destro from using his computer virus to wipe out more of Cobra Commander’s secret Swiss bank accounts. Destro also makes the Commander sign over title to his old castle in Trans-Carpathia (the one Snake Eyes assaulted to rescue Scarlett in issue 21) as compensation for destroying Destro Castle in Scotland. Destro figures this castle is much more defensible, since he designed it himself to be all but impregnable. Destro doesn’t know about Baroness being brainwashed by the brainwaveSlice and Dice scanner and Cobra Commander tells the Night Creepers that she’s been programmed to betray Destro and take him to another brainwave scanner to zombify him. Destro’s claiming the old castle works out perfectly, since there’s a brainwave scanner in the basement. But Cobra Commander isn’t aware (though the Night Creepers are) that there’s someone else at the castle … someone very dangerous. At the castle, we see Hawk, Flint, and Lady Jaye watching the castle until Destro gives them a sign that everything is cool. Lady Jaye catches a glimpse of someone on the parapets and we see it’s two ninjas (at least I think they’re supposed to be ninjas) named Slice and Dice. Yeah, you heard me, Slice and Dice. As if that weren’t enough, we see Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Baroness attacks DestroTjbang, Nunchuk, and Dojo rappelling down a cliff outside the castle. Slice and Dice sense them through the rock somehow and Storm Shadow senses them sensing him, so he tells the others they have to hang there perfectly still for an hour to allay suspicion. A Cobra plane flies by and activates Baroness’s post-hypnotic suggestion, so she asks Destro to give her a tour of the place, starting in the basement. When they get to the room with the brainwave scanner, Baroness tries to knock Destro out but he stops her. Their tiff is interrupted by some Red Ninjas hiding out in the basement. Destro and Baroness waste them, but run right into Slice and Dice. At the Trans-Carpathian border, we see Stalker and Dusty bringing a couple of tanks (loaded with more Joes) into the country for maneuvers with the Trans-Carpathian Army, but Stalkerfighting red ninjas tells Dusty they’re taking a little detour to check on Destro. This is a pretty good issue, although I’m starting to feel “ninja overload”, which is probably just going to get worse. It was cool to see the old castle again, but Slice and Dice are such goofy names (not to mention their costumes) for characters we’re supposed to take as serious threats. Tjbang, Dojo, and Nunchuk are almost as bad; the title seems to be losing its realism and sliding into “comic booky” territory, more like a superhero tile than the serious military story it was before. I’m sure Larry Hama had no choice in the matter and is doing his best, but it does make me long for the earlier issues.

GIJoe 121 coverG.I. Joe #121 (February 1992) – “Slice and Dice and Everything” – Larry Hama/Andrew Wildman/Randy Emberlin

This one continues from the above issue, with Destro and Baroness slipping through a secret door to get away from the ninjas. Baroness’s brainwashing seems to have taken a back seat to self-preservation, but a Cobra air assault is on the way and the jet pilot is getting ready to give Baroness another signal to activate the post-hypnotic suggestion. The Joes rendezvous near the castle and try to hide their armour when Storm Shadow warns them about the air assault. Unfortunately, one of the tanks stalls andoutside the castle starts rolling down a slope that will expose them to the Cobras. Inside the castle, Destro and Baroness barricade themselves in a control room and Destro wonders if he can get the Cobras to fight the red ninjas. Baroness gets another signal from the jet and prepares to stab Destro with a sword, but he seems to be expecting it. As the Joes engage with three of the Cobra strike team outside, Destro tells Baroness he’s aware of her brainwashing but still loves her, even to the point of voluntarily undergoing his own brainwashing. Slice and Dice bust in on them, but some Cobras show up a minute later, triggering a three-way fight. Outside, the Joes come in hard, but the Cobras use some of three wayDestro’s defenses against them to even things up. The Joe ninjas head inside to fight their red ninja counterparts, who are busy pushing back the Cobras. That gives Destro and Baroness the chance to slip away again and Destro leads them back to the basement where he gets into the brainwave scanner and tells Baroness to turn it on. I assume Destro is using reverse psychology here, showing Baroness how much he loves her to break the brainwashing. The rest of the issue is mostly just fighting and it looks like we’ll get a big ninja fight next issue. I’m still overloaded on ninjas, so I’m not really looking forward to that, especially since the ninjas seem to be getting more like superheroes all the time.

The Librarians Reviews: Season 1, Episode 3

Librarians opening title 1-5The Librarians and the Horns of a Dilemma – Director: Marc Roskin/Writer: Jeremy Bernstein

This one starts with a guy running through the halls of an office building, being chased by … something. He begs a couple of robed figures for help but they just watch as he’s dragged off to his death. The robed figures turn out to be two executives, who take the murder in stride as they discuss where to have lunch. Continue reading “The Librarians Reviews: Season 1, Episode 3”

Conan Reviews: Conan the Barbarian 149, Conan the Barbarian 150

Conan 149 coverConan the Barbarian #149 – “Deathmark” – Bruce Jones/John Buscema/Ernie Chan

This one starts with Conan riding through a forested area near Cimmeria. He hears a cry of pain and finds a dead man who’s missing an arm. He sees a rider hurrying away and assumes it’s the killer, but when he catches the rider it turns out to be the dead man’s son. The kid tells Conan they were going to Travania to meet his father’s friend Valik, so Conan offers to take him there. Continue reading “Conan Reviews: Conan the Barbarian 149, Conan the Barbarian 150”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 118, G.I. Joe 119

GIJoe 118 coverG.I. Joe #118 (November 1991) – “Deceptions and Diversions” – Larry Hama/Rod Whigham/Randy Emberlin

This one continues from last issue, with some mercenaries in Beirut busting into Snake Eyes’s hotel room to claim the reward on his head. He takes them down easily but doesn’t kill them, which makes them wonder if he’s as bloodthirsty as they’ve been told. Apparently Cobra Commander told everyone that some Joes had gone renegade and were now working for Destro, hence the bounty he’d placed on them. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 118, G.I. Joe 119”

The Librarians Reviews: Season 1, Episode 2

Librarians opening title 1-2The Librarians and the Sword in the Stone – Director: Dean Devlin/Writer: John Rogers

This one continues right where last episode left off, with a couple of thugs about to finish off Flynn (who’s already bleeding from the wound Lamia gave him with Excalibur). Eve takes the two thugs out and Flynn drinks some Oil of Bathsheba, which only slows the bleeding from his wound since wounds caused by Excalibur are incurable. Eve, Jacob, and Ezekiel are stunned to hear that Cassandra betrayed them and helped Lamia steal King Arthur’s Crown (and Excalibur). Flynn gets worried when Eve tells him Charlene mentioned something about meeting her at the Corridor of Doors. Continue reading “The Librarians Reviews: Season 1, Episode 2”

Conan Reviews: Conan the Barbarian 147, Conan the Barbarian 148

Conan 147 coverConan the Barbarian #147 – “Tower of Mitra” – Bruce Jones/John Buscema/Ernie Chan

This one starts with Conan reminiscing about Pelija Lon, the woman he met in issue 134 and last saw in issue 139. Coincidentally, a vision of Pelija Lon appears in front of him, begging him to help her. Unfortunately, the vision doesn’t give a location, so Conan heads for D’eim (city of the High Priestess of Mitra), where he knows Pelija was headed. Continue reading “Conan Reviews: Conan the Barbarian 147, Conan the Barbarian 148”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 116, G.I. Joe 117

GIJoe 116 coverG.I. Joe #116 (September 1991) – “Destro Must Die” – Larry Hama/Rod Whigham/Randy Emberlin

This one starts with Cobra Commander freaking out about Billy and Zartan escaping from the derelict freighter on Cobra Island where he buried them alive. (Everyone buried with them did die, including Dr. Mindbender, Raptor, Captain Minh, and Freed VII.) Tomax distracts Cobra Commander by reminding him of all the money they made in Benzheen, and reminds him about their upcoming attack on Destro. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 116, G.I. Joe 117”

The Librarians: Season 1, Episode 1

Librarians 1-1 titleThe Librarians and the Crown of King Arthur – Director: Dean Devlin/Writer: John Rogers

Welcome to my first review of The Librarians, a show I watched when it first aired (except the final season) but haven’t seen since, so I’m looking forward to revisiting it. Continue reading “The Librarians: Season 1, Episode 1”

Conan Reviews: Conan the Barbarian 145, Conan the Barbarian 146

Conan 145 coverConan the Barbarian #145 – “Son of Cimmeria” – Alan Zelenetz/Richard Howell/Bob Camp

This one starts with a group of older Cimmerians reminiscing about the Battle of Venarium, where Conan first tasted battle. These memories have been prompted by the fact that Conan has returned to Cimmeria for a visit and is now leading a war band into the mountains to eliminate a troublesome Pict raiding party. Continue reading “Conan Reviews: Conan the Barbarian 145, Conan the Barbarian 146”

G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 114, G.I. Joe 115

GIJoe 114 coverG.I. Joe #114 (July 1991) – “Metal-Head” – Larry Hama/John Statema/Randy Emberlin

This one starts with the Benzheen conflict still underway. Some Joe armour (led by Steeler and Hot Seat) are taking out some Cobra HISS tanks with support from a few infantry guys (Dusty, Salvo, and Rock n’Roll). There’s a bit of rivalry between armour and infantry units, like in any army. Meanwhile, Cobra Commander is meeting the Emir of Benzheen on neutral ground (without the Joes’ knowledge) to hammer out a deal. Continue reading “G.I. Joe Reviews: G.I. Joe 114, G.I. Joe 115”