Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 14

Xena title cardAmphipolis Under Siege – Director: Mark Beesley/Writer: Chris Black

On a road near Amphipolis, some border guards try to hold up a woman (Ilainus) dressed in silver armour. She turns out to be the leader of a cohort of silver-clad women, who prepare to waste all the guards. Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 14”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 13

Xena title cardEternal Bonds – Director: Mark Beesley/Writer: Chris Manheim

This one starts with Xena and Gabi fleeing the wrath of the gods, who have sent lightning and a tornado to kill Xena’s child (Eve), who they believe heralds their end. A cloaked figure directs Xena and Gabi to a cave, where they run into Joxer (and I can’t help wondering how he heard about the baby being born). Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 13”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 12

Xena title cardGod Fearing Child – Director: Philip Sgriccia/Story: Chris Manheim/Teleplay: Robert Gaston Orci, Alex Kurtzman

This one starts with Zeus hearing a prophecy from the Fates that the birth of a child not begotten of man (in other words, Xena’s baby) will herald the end of the gods. Xena and Gabi run into Hercules (who has a stuffed hydra named Iolaus for the unborn baby) and they’re attacked by Proxidicae, soldiers sent by Zeus. They pound the Proxidicae and learn that Zeus wants Xena’s baby dead. Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 12”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 11

Xena title cardPunch Lines – Director: Andrew Merrifield/Writer: Chris Manheim

This is another clip show (this time focusing on humorous clips), with another elaborate framing device. Xena and Gabi are spending the night in one of Aphrodite’s temples and Gabi tries to get some writing done, but she has writer’s block. Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 11”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 10

Xena title cardLyre Lyre, Hearts on Fire – Director: Mark Beesley/Writers: Adam Armus, Nora Kay Foster

This one starts with Draco and his men looking through some ruins for Terpsichore’s Lyre. They find it, but some Amazons show up (led by Amoria) to claim the Lyre, since it’s on their land. Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 10”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 9

Xena title cardSeeds of Faith – Director: Garth Maxwell/Writers: George Strayton, Tom O’Neil

This one starts with a guy named Petracles preaching to a group of people about not worshipping the Greek gods anymore, instead leading their own lives without fear. Some of the crowd are skeptical and things get heated. Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 9”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 8

Xena title cardLittle Problems – Director: Allison Liddi/Writer: Gregg Ostrin

This one starts with Xena and Gabi stopping some looters (led by a thug named Galantis) at one of Aphrodite’s temples. Aphrodite shows them a hospice she’s started beside the temple and they find a girl named Daphne who’s been in a coma since her mother died. Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 8”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 7

Xena title cardBack in the Bottle – Director: Rick Jacobson/Story: Steven L. Sears, Rob Tapert/Teleplay: Steven L. Sears

This one starts with Xena trying to use the inner power she mastered last episode to cook a rabbit, but all she can do is turn it to stone (and a pile of stone rabbits testifies to her failure). Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 7”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 6

Xena title cardPurity – Director: Mark Beesley/Writer: Jeff Vlaming

This one starts with Xena, Gabi, and Joxer on their way to Chin. (I’m not sure when Joxer joined them; he wasn’t there last episode, so he may have followed them, or maybe they arranged to meet him after seeing the Amazons.) A half-dead monk stumbles into camp with a scroll written by Lao Ma saying that “The Hawk and the Dove must be made One with the Wisdom”. Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 6”

Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 5

Xena title cardThem Bones, Them Bones – Director: John Fawcett/Story: Steven L. Sears, R. J. Stewart/Teleplay: Steven L. Sears

This one starts with Gabi gathering mushrooms to ease Xena’s morning sickness. Xena starts having terrible pains and Gabi takes her to a healer. Xena has a nightmare about a skeletal baby bursting out of her stomach like in Alien. She wakes up in the healer’s hut and says they have to go see Yakut and the Northern Amazons because someone wants to harm her baby. Continue reading “Xena Reviews: Season 5, Episode 5”