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Episode 3: A Faire to Remember

This one starts at a Renaissance Faire, where the “King” tells the crowd that whoever wins the tournament later will win his daughter’s hand in marriage. I doubt if she’s really his daughter (and I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have to marry anyone), but she is pretty good-looking. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 5, Episode 3”

Episode 2: Secret Services

Last episode, Claudia found out her sister (Claire) didn’t die in the car accident that killed their parents, and that Artie has been keeping the truth from her ever since they’ve known each other. Artie insists Claire is dangerous, but Claudia obviously wants to find out whatever she can about her sister. She checks out old news reports and notices the car seems to have smashed into a tree at a strange angle … like it flung itself at the tree sideways. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 5, Episode 2”

Episode 1: Endless Terror

Last episode (which was also the final episode of Season 4), Paracelsus tapped into the Warehouse and took control. Artie, Steve, Mrs. Frederick, and Pete left right before Paracelsus erected a force field around the Warehouse, but Claudia stayed behind. She figured since she’s slated to be the next Caretaker, she already has a bond with the place and it’ll protect her from Paracelsus. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 5, Episode 1”

Episode 20: The Truth Hurts

Last episode, the team found out Paracelsus was the former Caretaker of Warehouse 9 and he’s now trying to take over Warehouse 13. Since there can be only one Caretaker, Mrs. Frederick (the current one) is slowly losing her mind as Paracelsus takes over. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 4, Episode 20”

Episode 19: All the Time in the World

Last episode, Claudia’s new friend Nick betrayed her so he could get into the Warehouse and de-Bronze Paracelsus (who turned out to be his uncle). By the time Steve got to the Bronze Sector, Paracelsus and Nick were gone and Claudia had been Bronzed. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 4, Episode 19”

Episode 18: Lost and Found

Last episode, Myka found out she has ovarian cancer. This one starts with her doing research online about treatment options. Pete comes out (he’s ready for his 3 AM sandwich, even though it’s only 1 AM) and notices something’s wrong with Myka. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 4, Episode 18”

Episode 17: What Matters Most

This one starts in a gated community (in Marlon, Ohio), which looks straight out of Pleasantville. A guy named Chambers goes out to get his newspaper and keels over in the driveway. At the boardinghouse, Artie tells Myka (Pete is still at his annual physical) about Chambers’ death, saying he had massive internal trauma but there’s no obvious cause. Continue reading “Warehouse 13: Season 4, Episode 17”

Episode 16: Runaway

This one starts at Arkansas State Prison where a bunch of inmates are getting swole in the yard. Some white stuff starts falling from the sky and they think it’s snow at first, but it soon becomes clear that it’s ash. Part of the outside wall glows orange and melts away; naturally, all the cons run toward the breach but they quickly change direction when molten lava pours through the hole and melts part of the cement in the yard. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 4, Episode 16”

Episode 15: Instinct

This one starts at a police station in Boone, Wisconsin where a wild-looking dude (Purcell) comes running in to confess to shooting someone in a robbery gone bad. The cops are all shocked, since Purcell’s lawyer had gotten his case dismissed on a technicality, but they’re not willing to look a gift horse in the mouth. A detective named Briggs cuffs Purcell and takes his confession. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 4, Episode 15”

Episode 14: The Sky’s the Limit

This one starts with Artie at the boardinghouse trying to revive some dying flowers, but not having much luck. He gives Steve and Claudia an assignment in London; jockeys have been dying right after races, all the adrenaline gone from their bodies. None of the horses were bet on heavily, so the usual motive doesn’t seem likely. Continue reading “Warehouse 13 Reviews: Season 4, Episode 14”